GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday match, sure, but then get more info there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked lik